I'm Not Fat; I'm Getting in Shape!

Does anyone else remember South Park's Eric Cartman saying that many years ago?

Beefcake Eric Cartman

I may be a little leaner than Cartman, but the zippers on my pants are threatening to go on strike. And, with more bridal gown appointments looming on the horizon, I am getting pretty anxious about my super-size thighs. So, even though just yesterday I said I was not committing to any particular goals or resolutions, I decided to join a DietBet.

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