Processed Food Reviews: Halo Top Ice Cream

I eat a lot. When I go out to eat, servers frequently say, "Good job!" or (sarcastically) "Wow, you didn't like that at all," at the end of a the meal. As many of you know, it can be tough to eat a lot and not require a new wardrobe every other month. So I try to get the most bang for my calorie buck as I can.

My other half is a bad food influence, and he convinces me


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Processed Food Reviews: Oreo Churros

Oreo churros—the idea evokes a state of dessert bliss. Oreos are delicious. Churros are delicious. Surely when combined these two foods must create a sweet symphony of flavor. How could such a concoction live up to its promises?

To cut to the chase, it can't.

Oreo Churros

When I was sick this past Friday, I sent my beloved to the store for popsicles and saltines. Being the culinary explorer that he is, he also purchased a package of Oreo churros.


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Processed Food Reviews: Birds Eye Steamfresh Buffalo Cauliflower

In case you missed it, last month I reviewed Birds Eye's ranch broccoli. That review contains some general information about the Steamfesh line. so this post will be a bit shorter.

Cauliflower is having a bit of a moment lately. I have seen recipes for everything from cauliflower rice to cauliflower pizza. Buffalo cauliflower appears to be one of the most popular of the cauli creations. I briefly considered preparing such a recipe, but then I imagined the hellfire that


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Processed Food Reviews: Birds Eye Steamfresh Ranch Broccoli

I love the grocery store. Food companies are always coming out with new, exciting products that we absolutely do not need. I spotted one such item, Birds Eye Steamfresh Ranch Broccoli, at Stop & Shop this past Tuesday. (No, Birds Eye does not appear to use any apostrophe in their name. Go figure.) I usually enjoy Birds Eye's many sauced creations, so I imagined this ranch broccoli would be a creamy flavor explosion.

(image courtesty of Birds Eye)

I prepared


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