So This is a Thing: Football Garter Toss

I hate to disappoint you all, but no one will be catching a sweaty, chub-rub-frayed (yes, that could probably happen on my legs in just a couple hours) garter at my wedding. To me, tossing the garter is a creepy, unnecessary tradition. Honestly, I can't imagine how someone decided that whole ordeal would be appropriate for a wedding.

And just when you thought it couldn't get creepier, Pinterest made it happen!

Football with a garter around it

You're next, Guys! Isn't that just thrilling? You get to catch a football and claim one of the bride's undergarments at the same time! Again, I am really sorry that none of you will be able to do this at my wedding.

I hope all of the guys we plan to invite will still choose to attend.