Get Your Doughnuts!

First, it's National Doughnut Day. Second, who else grew up writing "donut" because of Dunkin' Donuts?

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Guys, I'm just going to write "donut" for the rest of this post.

Anyway, I'm in a particularly donut-y mood this week after attending a wedding where a donut truck came by for dessert. I regret eating only one donut: I was too busy dancing and drinking beer.

Don't be like me. Don't shun an opportunity for free donuts. Check out all of the places where you can get a free donut today! OK, some of them make you buy a beverage, but you aren't so cheap that you won't shell out for an iced coffee, right?

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Head out to your donut purveyor of choice and tell them the Coolest Blind Lady You Know sent you. It won't entitle you to anything: it will just be awkward and confusing. But do it, anyway.